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Have you ever gone out on a first date where the person you were with complained about his/her work, ex, etc? Such negative talk is a major turnoff. Likewise, negativity is a major turnoff in your profile. Being positive is like a magnet. Being negative is like wearing a skunk aroma. Here’s how one person actually began her profile:

“To be quite honest, I have been putting this off as long as possible. I have friends who use Match and have had some terrible dates.”

This begs to ask, “what are you doing here?” Now contrast that to this profile introduction:

“I’ve heard online dating is a great way to meet awesome people and that’s why I want to meet you.”

Which one of these profile intros is more attractive? The one who wants to date “losers” or the one that wants to date “winners”? Psychologically everyone wants to be a winner. Therefore in your profile, avoid anything negative like the plague. Be positive.

If you have anything negative in your profile (”I hate country music,” “the last guy I dated was a liar and cheater,” “I’m sick of being alone,” “I’m sick of the bar scene,” etc.) then go edit it out immediately and replace it with something positive (”I love independent music and artists, like…”). Always be positive; not just in your profile, but also in life.

You want a person who is honest? You like to laugh? You’re done playing games? Join the crowd. Better yet, come up with a more creative way to express these same sentiments.

“Looking For Love” or “Seeking My Match” is too generic and won’t set you apart from the crowd. Remember that your headline is one of the first things other members will see; set aside a few minutes to make it special or try these suggestions.

Being honest will help you attract a person who wants the same thing. So if you are looking for true love, then say so. On the other hand, if you are just looking for a friend, go ahead and state that as well.

Instead of saying “I have a great sense of humor,” why not make a joke in your profile and show it? Saying “I love to travel” is fine, but a better way to say that is to mention that you went to France last year and you are planning a trip to the Grand Canyon next summer.

Being honest when writing a dating profile means not exaggerating on topics like physical appearance, job or financial staus. As my one friend stated; “His profile stated he was 6′1″, but when we met it was more like meeting a Hobbit.” That’s funny but sad. The lesson here is that writing a truthful dating profile can save you time and embarrassment. Be yourself and remember that you are looking for the person who will accept you for who you are, not for what you think they want you to be.

If you really like gardening; if you like Big Cats like lions, tigers, hyenas, jaguars, etc; if you really enjoy cooking Thai cuisine or eating Ethiopian food; if you love the Maple Leafs or local Rugby team or going to your son’s Little League games; if you love going to Bible camp and laughing with other Christians and spending time learning more about one another and how we can grow closer to Christ; include this in your profile and tell others why you enjoy it!! Mention what has shaped or changed your life. This will help paint a more accurate picture of yourself.

Get a friend to review your profile before you post it.

Getting a friend to review your dating profile before it is posted will give you valuable proofreading. You will also get genuine feedback on whether your profile is realistic. No one knows you as well as your friends, and no one can help you describe a good match for you like they can. Friends can also help you decide on a flattering picture or two to include on your profile.

Be conversational, not formal.

Everyone loves a talented writer, but remember to leave your formal writing skills to term papers. Online dating is fun and carefree, not stuffy and formal. Proper English is a huge plus anywhere, but the profile you draft should have a conversational tone.

Have Fun!Have fun writing it.

Writing a dating profile can be a tough task, but you should have fun writing it. Don’t start writing it if you are not in the mood to have fun with it. The site visitors reading your personal ad will take note that you appear to be fun and spontaneous, and you will get more potential dates. Who doesn’t want to date someone who knows how to have a good time?

SOME DATING PROFILES SUCK – AND EASY WAYS FIX THEM.

Let’s just get this out there: online dating profiles are NOT the best representation of someone’s personality. That said, they sure beat the heck out of blind dates, being setup by retarded*, but well-meaning mutual friends, or canvassing the local bar scene and hitting on total strangers. In fact, it’s one of the better ways to get a feel for someone without actually spending time with them.

Profiles of people involved in your … people do not actually know what their spouse likes in romance and sex. .

f all goes well with that conversation ask her if she’d like to go out for coffee or a quiet walk just outside. You don’t want her thinking that you’re trying to rape her or anything so if she says no relax and take it slow. Make her feel safe. Whatever you do give her your undivided attention. Women crave this!

Foreplay isn’t oral sex and kissing. Foreplay is anything to set the mood. Example: send her flowers at work for no reason at all. Let her know you’re thinking about her.

Take things very slow while chatting online. Take time to get to know the person and ask as many detailed questions as possible before committing to meet. Sometimes the person on the other end of the computer may not be who they say they are. Watch for inconsistences or strange behavior.If you see any warning signs or just have a bad feeling about the situation, don’t continue to chat with the person. Better safe than sorry!

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This date took place weeks, no months, prior to Brits breakdown. Oh, yeah, she had been acting strange, no doubt. And the drugs had started. And the drinking. And letting the baby drive the car.. yeah that had already been going on.

Britney Came (to the door at my knock).

Her place was a mess of diapers (mostly used, and smelly), white socks (smelly also) and pizza crusts (rotten cheese, pepparoni).

‘I’m not wearing panties - it will save time,’ she said. ‘Are you ready for it?’

‘It gets everything hard and hot for me,’ I said.

It was our first sex since the divorce.

We were a typical couple; no kissing, no fondling, just ‘I want to fuck you,’ a weekend of whoopi, then back to ‘Start,’ do not pass ‘Go,’ do not collect a paycheck for that lost week from work.

This time we were ‘just going out to have sex in the backyard’ - to a simple soiree at Rosie ODonalds fuck house.

‘We’re taking the Baby Jesus,’ Britney said.

‘No problem I need saving after that fuck,’ I said, using the no-underpants comment as a kind of mantra. ‘You look naked, by the way.’

And she did - in a sweaty, well screwed kind of way.

‘OK if Jaden drives?’ she asked.

She’s not wearing underwear.. if the baby drives we can fuck in the backseat. “Sure, fine.”

‘Maybe later,’ I said instead. It would be a day in hell trying to fuck her in the backseat, and the kid behind the wheel shit it drives crazy if you know what I mean.

When we arrived at Rosie’s, she welcomed us with open legs, sex toys, and Champagne.

‘I hate Donald,’ she said.

‘Let it go, Big Rosie,’ I said. ‘He loves to fondle you.’

‘Really?’ she said.

‘No Shit? That is Psych!’ Britney said.

Brad and Angelina were naked, getting fucked up, getting fucked by Tim Duncan and they laughed. Madonna was too busy having sex with Madonna.

Britney put the baby in a room set aside for the adopted babies from far way and a random teen and a tot or two.

‘Look, there’s Lohan,’ I said, pointing out the drunken redhead holding court with other black basketball players, let them feel up her frontless, slit-dress.

‘The bitch gets all the tall ones,’ Britney said. ‘Don’t fuck her. I hate her.’

‘Too late,’ I said as I was putting it in.

‘Britney! Britney? Can I sleep with your ex?’ Lindsay shouted as she walked over. ‘Kiss kiss and suck suck is all I wanna do, is have some fun, how bout you,’ Lindsay said, while going down on her.

‘Piss Piss,’ Britney said with an aroma coming up from between her legs.

‘Hi to you too, big dick,’ Lindsay said to me. ‘You look like you have about 6 inches, yummy.’

We’d had a brief sex escapage, just a fling, Lindsay and I, fucking for a few months in New Orleans after the katrina gig. She was freaky; always sang after sex.

Not terrible, being in and out of her hot box, but of itself, I wanted to eat her butt too. But all she knew was how to do Mickey Mouse Club sex.

The mask did me in.

‘Hey, Slut” she said to Lindsy. You still know how to flatter a guy,’ I said.

‘Don’t ever fuck her again,’ Britney said after she left. ‘That was not hot at all. You were all over her tiny boobs. You should just lick me now.’

‘Hardly,’ I said. ‘Nobody’s perfect. Hey, there’s that drunk womanizer, Gavin Newsom, is he gay?.’

Britney didn’t give a shit. All she wanted was another glass of something with alcohol int it, which she drained in one gulp.

That was when Paris Hilton, dildo in hand, spotted her and sucked it for her.

‘Oh my Jesus christ and his dad, god,’ Britney said. ‘Can the evening get any hotter?’

‘Kiss kiss, girlfriend,’ Paris said, hugging her.

‘Piss Piss,’ Britney said, returning the wet embrace.

Paris was wearing two rubbers on her boobs - and a lot of space for cramping. Sadly, I’d left my pole at home.

‘We have to eat each other and catch up,’ Paris said.

‘Love your cunt,’ Britney said. ‘I’ll call you.’

‘E-yew,’ Britney said when Paris ambled off. ‘I want more alcohol.’

‘Here we are,’ Rosie said, ‘a little drink for my favorite little lesbian slutl.’

‘Oh, Big R!,’ Britney said, giving her a wet kiss as he whispered in her ear, ‘I hate Donald, the prick.’

The evening evolved into a swirl of bright undies and nipples.

Britney and I got fucked by some basketball players.

‘We’re in no condition to drive,’ Britney said. ‘What we gon’ do?’

‘Where’s our little Baby Jaden, didn’t he come?’ I said. ‘He can drive us home and I’ll eat your butt in the backseat.’

Britney wasn’t wearing panties and I wanted to tongue her asshole.